Funny nonveg jokes

Classroom me Teacher
apne bachche ko doodh pilate hue:
Ale le..
mela beta dudu piyega
aur bada hokar doctor banega

Student:
Teacherji,
thoda hame bhi pila do
doctor nahi to
compounder hi ban jayenge.

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Teacher:
agar tum mujhe
10 tak ginti sunaoge
to main tumhe ek pappi doongi

Bachcha Khush Hokar:
accha,
agar main 100 tak sunaoo
to honeymoon pakka na??

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Santa bedroom me aaya
aur apni biwi se bola:
aaj tum free ho kya?

Biwi ne use jordar jhapad mara
aur boli:
saale aaj tak paise maange hain tere se

Funny SMS Shayari - Mohabbat Ishq Pyar

Mohabbat
Ishq
Pyar

Ye teen Cheeze
har toofan ka
muqabala kar sakti hain

magar do cheeze
in sabko khatam kar sakti hain

Amma ki chappal
aur abba ka juta

मोहब्‍बत
इश्‍क
प्‍यार

ये तीन चीजें
हर तूफान का
मुकाबला कर सकती हैं

मगर दो चीजें
इन सबको खतम कर सकती हैं

अम्‍मा की चप्‍प्‍ल
और अब्‍बा का जूता