apne bachche ko doodh pilate hue:
Ale le..
mela beta dudu piyega
aur bada hokar doctor banega
Student:
Teacherji,
thoda hame bhi pila do
doctor nahi to
compounder hi ban jayenge.
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Teacher:
agar tum mujhe
10 tak ginti sunaoge
to main tumhe ek pappi doongi
Bachcha Khush Hokar:
accha,
agar main 100 tak sunaoo
to honeymoon pakka na??
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Santa bedroom me aaya
aur apni biwi se bola:
aaj tum free ho kya?
Biwi ne use jordar jhapad mara
aur boli:
saale aaj tak paise maange hain tere se
