Mallika Sherawat gets VIP status

Yes she's desperately waiting a Hit after failure of her recently releases. But there's a good news for her. During the coming Kuala Lumpur film festival she'll be getting VIP status. She will walk red carpet and present some awards. For some years she's constantly making presense in international film festivals. Currently she's busy in the shooting of Jennifer Lynch’s ‘Hisss’ and hoping to get international fame by its success.

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Funny Hindi Jokes Collection

1:
एक लड़का लड़की देखने गया
दोनों ने एक कमरे में दस मिनट बात की...
लड़की ने पूछा- भैया आप कितने भाई-बहन हैं ?
लड़का: अभी तक तो 3 थे अब 4 हो गये.

Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya...

Both are in a room for 10 minutes to talk each other...

Ladki (Darte hue) : Bhaiya aap kitne bhai bahen hain?

Ladka : Abhi tak to 3 the..lekin ab 4 ho gaye.


2:
सर्किट: हे मामू पापड़ और झापड़ में क्‍या फर्क है
मामू: नहीं पता
सर्किट: तो खाके देख पता चल जायेगा
curcuit- hey mammu papad aur jhapad mein kya fark hai
MAMMu- nahi pata
curcuit- to kha ke dekhle pata chal jayega


3:
3 लड़के बाइक पर जा रहे थे. पुलिस वाले ने हाथ दिया तो पीछे बैठे सरदारजी चिल्‍लाये:
ओये पहले ही 3 बैठे हैं तू कहां बैठेगा ?
3 boys where going on a motor cycle. policeman gives hand to stop sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega...!


4:
शिवाजी ने ब्रूस ली से मिलने पर क्‍या कहा:
'तू कराटे मैं मराठे'.
What did shivaji say to bruce lee when he met him?
" tu karate main marathe".


5:
मल्लिका एयरपोर्ट पर.
भिखारी: बहनजी 1 रु‍पया दे दो.
मल्लिका ने उसे 1000 रुपये दिये.
सेक्रेटरी: आपने उसे 1000 रुपये क्‍यों दिये ?
मल्लिका: पहली बार किसी ने बहन कहा.
Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo. Malika gave him 1000 Rs. Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..? Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha.